Quotes & Comments

Whatever you do watch what you say
If you’re easily offended well that’s okay
It’s a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday —Brad Paisley, Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

It’s that time of year again! Wanna sing some Christmas … err, Holiday songs? Forget singing White Christmas though, its pretty offensive! How about “I’m dreaming of a Caucasian Holiday?” No, that won’t do. Maybe “Little Drummer Boy?” No, no, that will offend the vertically challenged! And drummer offends the real musicians … We can’t sing “Silent Night,” cause that would offend those hard of hearing, and people afraid of the dark!
Good Lord, there is nothing left! Don’t even get me started on “We three kings of Orient are.”
We’ll have to settle for “Deck the Halls” and “O Christmas Tree,” and hope the environmentalists don’t hear about it!

—Kris Hitchcock
Web Manager

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Posted by HeraldAdmin on Dec 7 2008. Filed under Opinion, Quotes & Comments. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

Cody Kimball
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